SIGH SIGH SIGH...NO IM NOT GOING TO ANY FESTIVALS THIS YEAR...ITS BECAUSE I AM A PAUPER, A PAUPER LIVING WITH MUM, AND IF BUYING SILLY FRIVOLOUS HOUSEHOLD TRIMMINGS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW...LOO ROLL OR COUNCIL TAX IS BEYOND ME DUE TO MY CONTINUOUS STATUS AS A LOWLY INTERN, ONE CAN'T GO GALAVANTING OFF TO FESTIVALS AND EXPECT ONES CLAIMS TO POVERTY TO HOLD UP IN THE COURT OF MUM. NO NO. BUT I DIGRESS, MY POINT WAS, THAT IF I WERE TO GO FESTIVALLING (SIGH) PACKED IN YE OLD BACKPACK ALONG ALL THE VIM AND VIGOUR WOULD BE MY VERY OWN PAIR OF HUNTER ORIGINAL LACE-UP WELLIES, BECAUSE THEY'RE WELLIES, BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNTER, BECAUSE THEY'RE LACE UP, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A PAIR OF DM'S...BUT I AM NOT GOING TO ANY FESTIVALS THIS YEAR...BECAUSE I'M A PAUPER, A PAUPER LIVING WITH MY MUM. SIGH.
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